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10 things we learned from Man United 1-2 Norwich game

  • United Damu
  • Dec 21, 2015
  • 2 min read

Manchester United's record-breaking bad run of form under Louis van Gaal continued with yesterday's loss to Norwich City and here are 10 things we learned.

1. Van Gaal is shite.

2. The philosophy is not for modern football, it's also shit.

3. There is no team spirit - the backbone us broken under dictatorial processes and lumbering philosophies.

4. There is no point of relief; the defence has also broken and it's not getting mended.

5. It's the ultimate show of disrespect and apathy when Van Gaal just sits his lazy ass there; he looked defeated and overwhelmed #LVGOUT

6. Anthony Martial is a golden boy - long may he continue.

7. Ashley Young is still as sharp as ever - he never gave up....

8. In fact, nobody gave up - Rooney tried cycle kicks, Blind was all over and Carrick's passes were sumptuous BUT; something is missing and I just can't put my finger on it.

I can point at the Bench, though, because that's what LVG is paid to do and he seems incapable.

9. There is no hiding from this - LVG needs to go and most importantly. He needs to go quick, otherwise, the magic of Old Trafford is slowly dying and it's depressing.

10. Mata has lost his mojo. He lost balls, possessions and his passes were bad. Not good at all.

10.1 You know things are bad when celebrate your team's loss because, then MAYBE there's a chance the boss will be fired and new management would come in.

10.2 Manchester United has officially given me depression, being admin is not fun and coming up with 10 points that don't have four letter words is not easy.

 
 
 

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